Apr 11
That awkward moment when you send a booty call text to the wrong person
That just happened.
Sorry Tanya but I don’t want to fuck you.
Fml.
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Apr 10
i have this really unattractive thing on my face called my face
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Mar 04
So, my son was born with my nose. I really think he should look like his father, so we’re getting him a nose job. I know it’s unnecessary cosmetic surgery, but it is very important to us. Thanks for your support.
